GOOD EVENING, MR. AND MRS. AVATAR, AND ALL THE SCRIPTS IN C#!
I'M YOUR ROVING MISREPORTER, SECONDLIE, WORKING DAY AND NIGHT, BRINGING YOU THE GRID'S HONEST TRUTH FROM ALL AROUND THE GRID.
IF YOU HAVE ANY JUICY TIPS OR LEADS, PLEASE WIPE THEM OFF AND THEN SEND THEM ALONG TO SECONDLIAR@GMAIL.COM, OR DM ME ON TWITTER @SECONDLIE. (IF I AM NOT FOLLOWING YOU, ARE YOU SURE YOU EXIST? BETTER CHECK THE MIRROR TO MAKE SURE.)
AND IF YO-
WHAT? I'M IN ALL CAPS?
HOLD ON... ONE SECOND...
(Sometimes my typewriter's Caps Lock key gets stuck... these dangblasted executives can't be bothered to buy me a brand new electric typewriter for my office, and this old Underwood needs a trip to the Undertaker!)
Anyway, stay tuned to Treet.TV's newest show: The Grid's Honest Truth, because nothing's scarier during this Halloween season than the truth... especially to those who don't want you to know it!
No, I won't be showing off the hottest fashions like that Angie Mornington, or interviewing the movers and shakers like Paisley Beebe (I'd like to race her Dirtfield Track any day of the week! What gams!), because we don't have the budget or the time for it... JUST THE GRID'S HONEST TRU-
(UGH HOLD ON.... there, how's that? Better?)
You'll be able to get The Grid's Honest Truth via this site, before most major Treet.TV shows, and eventually through that newfangled iTunes program that's all the rage with the kids these days.
That's the Grid's Honest Truth, and that's no lie!