High Five for SL

Second Life wins again in the battle for ponderous unintuitive non-profitable flakey client server virtual worlds. Mr & Mrs Avatar, it's time for the honest truth from that lovable laughable Second Life reporter SecondLie Scribe.

Happy New Year!
Submitted by SecondLie Scribe on 2 January 2011
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Happy New Year, Mr. and Mrs. Avatar, and all the scripts in C##!

Friendly greetings to Rod Humble, the new CEO of Linden Lab and King of Second Life... may his reign not rain on our parades.

(Spare the Rod my grief, but spoil the child-avatar?)

Hopefully the Lab all ate black-eyes peas for good luck, because they've certainly picked up their share of black eyes in the press this year.

The Grid's Honest Truth #5
Submitted by SecondLie Scribe on 9 November 2010
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Guess what, Mr. and Mrs. Avatar!

The Grid's Honest Truth #5 is now online, with #6 and #7 coming soon.

Unless, of course, we have to rollback the Treet.TV servers, which means we'll have to hold yet another star-studded premiere party full of gifts and prizes and...

Oh. That's right. We didn't have one of those.

Instead of a limo and a driver, I get a notecard full of landmarks.

Nothing but the best for your pal SecondLie!

The Grid's Honest Truth has reached their Four-gasm!
Submitted by SecondLie Scribe on 21 October 2010
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Yes, Mr. and Mrs. Avatar, it's true!

The fourth episode of The Grid's Honest Truth is now up on the site, out on the feed, and available in your pocket!

Texas, She Of The Texas-Sized-Heart, tells me that we're now up on iTunes, helping Steve Jobs take over the world one MacAddict at a time:

http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=399347333

Just go to that page, subscribe to the podcast, and iTunes will take care of the rest.

Best of all, it's absolutely free! (After you've bought your iPod and iTouch and iPad and iMac and iGIVEUP iAM iNSOLVENT!)

Answering the protests...
Submitted by SecondLie Scribe on 14 October 2010
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As my third Grid's Honest Truth hits the airwaves, I'd like to take a moment to answer the protests organized by the SLSPCVA
(Second Life Society For The Prevention of Cruelty To Virtual Animals)
regarding my riding a shark like a surfboard.

The shark is stuffed, just like my pants.

As for your concern that my Linden Bears are manufactured using
unsustainable means through unethical business practices, I do not need
remind you that this is Second Life, and there's no such thing as ethical
business practices here, let alone any business practices at all!

Insincerely,
SecondLie

GOOD EVENING, MR. AND MRS. AVATAR!
Submitted by SecondLie Scribe on 8 October 2010
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GOOD EVENING, MR. AND MRS. AVATAR, AND ALL THE SCRIPTS IN C#!

I'M YOUR ROVING MISREPORTER, SECONDLIE, WORKING DAY AND NIGHT, BRINGING YOU THE GRID'S HONEST TRUTH FROM ALL AROUND THE GRID.

IF YOU HAVE ANY JUICY TIPS OR LEADS, PLEASE WIPE THEM OFF AND THEN SEND THEM ALONG TO SECONDLIAR@GMAIL.COM, OR DM ME ON TWITTER @SECONDLIE. (IF I AM NOT FOLLOWING YOU, ARE YOU SURE YOU EXIST? BETTER CHECK THE MIRROR TO MAKE SURE.)

AND IF YO-

WHAT? I'M IN ALL CAPS?

HOLD ON... ONE SECOND...

How's that?

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